SCENE 1
Standing in front of the spider bake sale
Charlie: Pim, it's a donut in a spider web and someone wants us to pay them to take it out of there. I wouldn't want the donut if it was free
Pim: But what if the proceeds really do go to spiders?
Charlie: Why would I want to give my money to spiders? Why?
Pim: Well they're really hard workers
Charlie: They're spiders
Pim: They could have families to support
Charlie: Pim they're spiders
Pim: I think we should buy the donut Charlie
Charlie: I'm just taking it, and I'm gonna throw it in the trash, this is disgusting and we both know it. The cider's probably just one of those waterbottle bombs that blows up if you pick it up.
SCENE 2
Both of them tied up in webs about to be eaten by Cupcake
Pim: You should have paid for the donut, Charlie!
Charlie: <Mocking voice> "You should have just paid! Buh-duh-spider donut! Those spiders have families!"
Pim: Am I wrong? Am I wrong, Charlie!?
Charlie: How was I supposed to know about the spider cupcake monster? How?
Pim: A little good deed can go a long way!
Charlie: You're an idiot, Pim. We're about to die, and you're an idiot. I said it. I've wanted to say it for a long time.
Pim: I'm an idiot!? Charlie, I'm right! I was correct!
Muffet: Okay you two fighting is not what I signed up for, just.. Just go, just leave. You made this awkward.