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[Pebbles Quest Intro 🎶]

Hahahawrhr harwr hhwrhahrfhaahaha he feld down

[HE'S DOING PERVY NSFW ART, BRO!!]

It's that meme. The one that's the Tumblr ask of the anon going "You draw porn? Why don't you get a real job, pervert?"

And there's just a screencap of the guy's PayPal account with 180,000 bucks in it or some shit

Like yeah. That's what pervy NSFW art gets you.

Gets you those {PERVY} bucks.

[Vagrants of the Shore: Fechin's Castle Coop]

>Calls himself a wizard
>Can't even keep the camera obscura steady

This man's no wiz, this man's a liz

[Possessed 👻🤺]

This scared the fucking heck out of me why didn't you put a warning in that title I took one look at that ghost and shrieked so hard I screamed

[The Flower 🥀]

Okay listen Atastic shut the fudge up you fudging dork and listen to me WHERE ARE YOU GOING, GET BACK HERE, PARK YOUR REAR. SIT.

LISTEN.

I LOVE HER.

SHE IS AN IDIOT AND I LOVE HER.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!

WHERE ARE YOU GOING I'M NOT DONE SCREAMING ABOUT HER

PUT DOWN THAT PHONE

GET THAT POLICE OUT OF HERE

Atastic responds:

Hahahaha makes me glad you like em so much!! Thank you!! 😋😋

[The Legend of Zelda - Malo Mart]

I absolutely hate this. I hate that it's animated so well and I hate that it's not even a parody in any way, it's literally just Malo Mart, it's literally what happens in-game, that's it, that's Malo Mart, that's what you see and hear when you go in there.

I have watched this like 600 times and I hate it, I hate every second of it, because it's so spot-on and accurate right down to the fucker's eyes randomly widening as he talks, the lip-sync on the complete gibberish he's spouting, the extremely slight head turn of the two girls when Link walks in

Everything about this is terrible thank you so much for making it and reminding me of that moment when I walked in there for the first time and was just like "What in the fucking hell is this"

[Trap 📦]

Finally, a cartoon that perfectly sums up me, my morals, my ideals and my personality. I've never related to a character so hard in my life as I relate to Pebbles in this moment.

[Bridge Kids: Moe's Girl]

April's line-writer deserves a raise for real dog. Her dialogue was genuinely like shockingly on point and real, and served to be an incredibly well-written "straight man" in this wacky fuckin world of the Bridge Kids.

[Edit] Mostly improv? My man! My dog! Shout out to Madeline Jewel, you did fantastic, girl! You brought some on-point realism to this!

Skrami responds:

It was mostly improv!

[The Escort 💂‍♀️]

Bottom small top heavy is a perfect build for being a class that has to dash and thrust a small weapon

[mmm... beeEEeeRrrr]

This happened to me yesterday. I know nobody will believe this story but I was in my house yesterday or maybe a few days ago (you'll understand by the end of this story why I can't remember when it happened) and I cracked a beer open (yes, like an egg) and I was in the middle of drinking it when suddenly Lois Griffin (look I know, I know it sounds crazy but please believe me and keep reading) from Family of the Guy came into my room and started having sex right in front of me. I didn't know what to do because I've never seen her do that before (I've only seen her a few times) (yes naked too) and so I panicked and then this happened (what happens in this video) (I swear it's real I know how hard it is to believe but please believe me). I woke up and it had been a few days I think but I don't know. I'm afraid it's going to happen again. (Please like and subscribe)