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This happened to me yesterday. I know nobody will believe this story but I was in my house yesterday or maybe a few days ago (you'll understand by the end of this story why I can't remember when it happened) and I cracked a beer open (yes, like an egg) and I was in the middle of drinking it when suddenly Lois Griffin (look I know, I know it sounds crazy but please believe me and keep reading) from Family of the Guy came into my room and started having sex right in front of me. I didn't know what to do because I've never seen her do that before (I've only seen her a few times) (yes naked too) and so I panicked and then this happened (what happens in this video) (I swear it's real I know how hard it is to believe but please believe me). I woke up and it had been a few days I think but I don't know. I'm afraid it's going to happen again. (Please like and subscribe)

[Shadow Wizard VS Mall Wizard 🧙‍♂️💥🧙‍♂️]

One day I'll find out what that "Boip!" sound effect when he looks under the shirt is called.

[NECRO-NANCY 64: Haunted VHS]

It just occurred to me that her name is like "Necromancy" but it's "NecroNancy" and I feel completely fucking braindead stupid for not realizing that a fuckin year ago when this aired how the hell did my pun-obsessed brain not notice that I'm sorry I'm sorry I didn't notice your pun

[Dad & Son- Cavities]

You're part of history, boys
This is gonna become the next Spooky Month in 8 years
We'll be waiting for Episode 9 of Dad & Son and drawing really saucy fanart of Mom making Biscuits and Gravy and there'll be a whole real-world ghost-hunt with QR codes but in this series it'll all link back to a 240p video of SrPelo in real life reviewing those Mexican lollipops with bugs inside of them

[Healer SEVEN (FINALE) 🔔👊🌹]

I ship them (healer and berd) and am also extremely happy to finally see Pebbles have a happy ending to anything he ever does ever

[Smiling Friends But it's Home Movies]

You ALMOST perfectly nailed it, ALMOST. You forgot to randomly zoom into Alan and Glep at one point and have one of them look at Charlie and Pim for a moment, then look away, or have it zoomed into Pim while Charlie is talking.

[Moth Meeting]

Tomar did you just eat a moth

[Pebbles Quest The Game (Announcement Trailer)]

If this game doesn't have a happy ending I'm gonna kill you

Hm?

Hang on there's some police guys that just came over, I'll brb

Hello, this is the original poster of the review and not a police guy. Why would I be a police guy? Haha. That would be silly.

I want to specify that I would not kill you if this game does not have a happy ending, because in saying I would do that, that would be a BIG ILLEGAL and A REAL BIG THREAT and I would never do something like that. Now I'm going to return this computer to its rightful owner, former president JFK.

I err uh, hope dis gayme has a happy ENDING! Cwoase if it doesn't, I'll er uh KILL YA! Oi can say that! BECWOASE I'M JOWAHN EFF KENNEDY!

Hi I'm Lee Harvey Os-

[Toxic Chemical Incorporated]

So it's California

[Koishi Project Trailer]

why she stamb eyball for