LuvTonique's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Glob Talk]

I fucking can't stand storytelling like this. You set up a question right at the beginning and spend 1 and a half minutes literally avoiding answering the fucking question and we're left with the question never answered. Like I guess Frodo isn't getting the fucking ring to Mt. fucking Doom he's just gonna stick it on his cock and make out with Pippin like FUCK you man, I'm so fucking sick of it, it's so infuriating and tiring and I hate this shit, nothing makes my dick harder (with rage) than that SHIT storytelling, like now I'm gonna be thinking about that all day and crying fuck you man but anyway very funny good animation 5 stars made me laugh a lot

Edit: I talked to my mom and she told me to march back in here and apologize, so I'm sorry your SHIT storytelling is so BAD my mom can't tell me what to do anymore I'm a GROWN MAN I'M THIRTY FOUR YEARS OLD MOM YOU CAN'T TELL ME HOW MUCH TOPPINGS TO PUT ON MY LUNCHABLES PIZZA

[ΘwΘ]

I'm a simple man

I see goat I like goat I want to kiss goat

[Monkey Wrench 2 - Lythop Liberation]

Didn't have cute cat or lizard girls so I had to lower my total score.

[Sublo and Tangy Mustard - Nightclub]

Okay but Bobo's design is genuinely one of the most fantastic character designs I've seen since those "DMX" and "Bowie" guys you made up.

It's genuinely unsettling.

I'm calling Bobo an "It" because that thing is more smear than human.

[2 in the AM PM REANIMATED]

Imagine if Regular Show had been this slow paced with this much dead air between every line. We'd all be in our late sixties by the time the finale aired.

[COOL TIMES: FUNNY GUY]

I laughed so hard at this I fainted and fell over in my chair and hit my head on a dresser and woke up in the hospital still laughing and the doctor said "What's so funny" and I said "Okay hear me out there's this funny guy who told this really funny joke, he's like, 'Hey wanna come watch me get startled on some soup?' and then he's standing on soup and he goes 'GASP'" and the doctor laughed so hard he fainted and fell over in his chair and hit his head on a dresser and woke up in the hospital still laughing

[Animation... In the Future]

Put that song on soundcloud or you're never getting the other half of that fifth star.

Edit: You have earned this 5 star.

DarqV responds:

Way ahead of you: on.soundcloud.com/xrXuN

[TRAIN]

Wtf that guy was just doing his local commute what's your problem girl

[Mouse Ashley finds some Cheese]

Moushley is the best thing to come from anything Capcom related since Felicia from Darkstalkers.

[The Cringe Detective]

As a furry I'm horny and offended.