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[I Got Sponsored]

I'd do it.

[Bridge Kids: The Birthday Boy]

Reading comments that are like "That poor kid" when just two episodes ago this kid literally had guns at the ready to shoot up all his classmates really shows where we are as a society.

Y'all are the same type'a people who wanted to fuck Ted Bundy I stg what the fuck's wrong with y'all smh smh smh smh smh smh smh I have Parkinson's smh smh

[THE BIG DANCE!!!]

Fate truly is a cruel thing some time.

Like when fate calls Bertha A "Bertha A..."

Despite that she's such a B.

*Puts on cool glasses puts on cool glasses puts on cool glasses puts on cool glasses eats a pizza puts on cool glasses*

[My dog.]

I thought it was over for my happiness. Convinced by this society we live in that nothing could make me happy again. Wallowing day by day in the dark of my room, bereft of sunlight for nearly a decade. I had given up hope. Truly moved on from motivation to produce a single modicum of effort.

But then, I saw this. I was reminded that no matter how dark you think it is, the world has brightness hidden in it.

We just need to get up and find it.

[Chilling with your A.I. homie]

I really do need to stop playing video games so much.

[The Do's and Don'ts of Summer Fun]

Cute animation but it woulda been better if idk like you put me in it idk just spitballing like I personally think things are better when I'm in them and I know I turn down a lot of offers to be in things because I get asked all the time to be in things and can only be in so many things but yeah I would have liked to be in this one but you didn't ask me so I have to give this zero stars out of zero stars

(Edit) Hey thanks man I appreciate it I'm not changing my score though my mom said I need to stand by my decisions more and she's great she's been in more animations than me she was in this one

brerbo responds:

ill getcha in the next one maybe probably not

[PIG]

None'a this woulda happened if that damn bird stopped with his damn music

[Scythe combo]

But then he found out the door was a pull door not a push door

[Its wooly's birthday]

Children have the best comedic timing of any human beings on earth, how the heck do they do it

[Glob Talk]

I fucking can't stand storytelling like this. You set up a question right at the beginning and spend 1 and a half minutes literally avoiding answering the fucking question and we're left with the question never answered. Like I guess Frodo isn't getting the fucking ring to Mt. fucking Doom he's just gonna stick it on his cock and make out with Pippin like FUCK you man, I'm so fucking sick of it, it's so infuriating and tiring and I hate this shit, nothing makes my dick harder (with rage) than that SHIT storytelling, like now I'm gonna be thinking about that all day and crying fuck you man but anyway very funny good animation 5 stars made me laugh a lot

Edit: I talked to my mom and she told me to march back in here and apologize, so I'm sorry your SHIT storytelling is so BAD my mom can't tell me what to do anymore I'm a GROWN MAN I'M THIRTY FOUR YEARS OLD MOM YOU CAN'T TELL ME HOW MUCH TOPPINGS TO PUT ON MY LUNCHABLES PIZZA