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Aw, no way, a new Glasscake animation. Well, go on, let's have a watch.
Awh, a genie lamp, brilliant, bet you stayed up all night thinkin' a that one, mate. Ridiculous. Are you laughin' right now?
Wow, what a surprise, a genie inside. Rich. M Night Shyamalan is spinning in his grave for that twist.
What's this? You're havin' a laugh, this genie only gives one wish? Comedy comes in threes, mate, this is why you don't get invited to any of my comedy club parties I throw. Absolutely disgraceful.
And violence? Wishin' violence upon the discount genie? That's just trash.
What's this? You have got to be stirring my kraft dinner right now there's no way that genie just gave him a second wish. Alright, I'm watching, where you going with this one?
You gonna make him wish for a pony? I bet anything, any amount of money, literally anything. I will sell my soul if he wishes for anything else. I'm only joking mate calm down, let's see where he's going with this.
Ah, a Big Mac. Disgraceful. Absolute waste of a wish. Absolute waste of an animation.
Can't believe you're still on this. It's not even getting a giggle from me, mate.
Just came out of a cartoon about Halloween and I was howling. It was a real howl-o-ween. You see what I did there, mate? That's called a joke, it's supposed to be funny.
Alright, got a giggle from the no cheese bit. Alright, rating's not gonna be Blam for this, you got half a star for the no cheese joke. But you're on thin ice.
What's this? He's still on about harming the genie? That's just in poor taste. Do you know how many people die from violence every year? Because the number is really high, mate. Absolute poor taste. Just disgusting.
Another wish? See, this is what I mean. Comedy comes in threes, I told you, I told you that's how it works mate.
Aaaawh and he wasted it on fries and a drink. He didn't even say what drink he wanted. Knowing his luck with this discount genie he got Hi-C™ orange with no ice. Bet that's what he got. Bet anything I've ever owned that's what he got.
And he's still on about the violence. Have you learned nothing, mate?
Awh, sweet and sour. Definitely not Blamming this, that's just good taste. Half a star's back. I took the half star away because you kept with the violence. It's not me, it's you, you're just a violent person and I can't-
What's goin on.
Why's the genie gettin' out a gun.
It's only a joke mate, this review's only a joke. Are you animatin' while I'm typin'?
Animate him puttin' that down, mate, this isn't funny. I'll up it to five stars, mate, but only if he puts that down.
Alright, you got me, five stars.
You done having a laugh with me? Really had me going thinkin' this was gonna have a really bad ending. Just distasteful. And just three days before my birthday.
Don't do that again, mate, come on, I was only jokin' with this review.
Tell you what, tell you what, next animation? Five stars, I'm there, bam. That's a promise. And promises are bulletproof, mate. They said that in V for Vendetta, mate.
Promises are bulletproof.